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Sam: Salami chuck frankfurter fatback, jerky venison ham filet mignon pork chop beef.

George: Tenderloin pork belly short ribs burgdoggen strip steak, prosciutto brisket.

Sam: Jerky burgdoggen pastrami short loin doner meatloaf shank beef ribs flank kevin.

George: Short ribs kielbasa ball tip chuck bacon meatball meatloaf cow biltong pastrami filet mignon fatback.

Abbott: I’m telling you. Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third–

Costello: You know the fellows’ names?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: Well, then who’s playing first?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: I mean the fellow’s name on first base.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The fellow playin’ first base.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The guy on first base.

Abbott: Who is on first.

Costello: Well, what are you askin’ me for?

Abbott: I’m not asking you–I’m telling you. Who is on first.

Costello: I’m asking you–who’s on first?

Abbott: That’s the man’s name.

Costello: That’s who’s name?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?

Abbott: Every dollar of it. And why not, the man’s entitled to it.

Costello: Who is?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: So who gets it?

Abbott: Why shouldn’t he? Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.

Costello: Who’s wife?

Abbott: Yes. After all, the man earns it.

Costello: Who does?

Abbott: Absolutely.

Costello: Well, all I’m trying to find out is what’s the guy’s name on first base?

Abbott: Oh, no, no. What is on second base.

Costello: I’m not asking you who’s on second.

Abbott: Who’s on first!

Costello: St. Louis has a good outfield?

Abbott: Oh, absolutely.

Costello: The left fielder’s name?

Abbott: Why.

Costello: I don’t know, I just thought I’d ask.

Abbott: Well, I just thought I’d tell you.

Costello: Then tell me who’s playing left field?

Abbott: Who’s playing first.

Costello: Stay out of the infield! The left fielder’s name?

Abbott: Why.

Costello: Because.

Abbott: Oh, he’s center field.

Costello: Wait a minute. You got a pitcher on this team?

Abbott: Wouldn’t this be a fine team without a pitcher?

Costello: Tell me the pitcher’s name.

Abbott: Tomorrow.

Costello: Now, when the guy at bat bunts the ball–me being a good catcher–I want to throw the guy out at first base, so I pick up the ball and throw it to who?

Abbott: Now, that’s he first thing you’ve said right.

Costello: I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!

Abbott: Don’t get excited. Take it easy.

Costello: I throw the ball to first base, whoever it is grabs the ball, so the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to what. What throws it to I don’t know. I don’t know throws it back to tomorrow–a triple play.

Abbott: Yeah, it could be.

Costello: Another guy gets up and it’s a long ball to center.

Abbott: Because.

Costello: Why? I don’t know. And I don’t care.

Abbott: What was that?

Costello: I said, I DON’T CARE!

Abbott: Oh, that’s our shortstop!

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dennis engers
dennis engers
16:29 14 Oct 20
Highly professional staff from arrival thru examination and check out. Best approach use of text for appt confirmation.read more
Judy S
Judy S
19:52 05 Oct 20
This is my second exam and my eyes have cataracts, Dr Herron was great did not try to sell me stronger contacts but set me up with Dr Stackhouse to review my options. Very much appreciate their professional and friendly care of me. Get staff to work with.read more
Joanna K
Joanna K
21:42 24 Aug 20
Coastal Vision is the best! The staff are so professional and friendly, and they are doing a great job cleaning and sterilizing everything. My eye exam was so thorough, and the doctor answered all of my questions with care. I highly recommend this office!read more
Lawrence Tipton
Lawrence Tipton
22:51 18 Aug 20
I've been going to Coastal Vision for 20+ years and I have always gotten scale 10 service 😊
Lexa Shontz
Lexa Shontz
16:14 16 Jul 20
I can't say enough good things about this entire office and staff! We were on vacation and my daughter had an ant in her eye and experienced severe swelling. We called in a panic at 4 p.m. and the front office was so nice and accommodating and said they could see her that day. When we arrived, we were greeted by a caring front office staff and there was little waiting time before she was examined by the doctor and medical staff and given a prescription that worked like a charm! From start to finish, everyone was friendly and professional. We are truly thankful for the care she received and would highly recommend Coastal Vision Center.read more
Patricia Kirschling
Patricia Kirschling
04:03 19 Jan 20
Great doctors and a fabulous support staff.
Michael J Smith
Michael J Smith
13:27 07 Dec 19
Excellent and the most thorough exam I've ever had.
Dootsie Krenach
Dootsie Krenach
12:22 21 Nov 19
Dr. Herron is the BEST!! My husband had an irritation in his eye & Dr Herron found a microscopic piece of grey eyelash embedded in it & removed it. She just did not give up until she could find out what was irritating his eyeread more
Dootsie Krenach
Dootsie Krenach
01:17 21 Nov 19
Dr. Herron is the BEST!! My husband had an irritation in his eye & Dr Herron found an eyelash embedded in it & removed it. She just did not give up until she could find out what was irritating his eyeread more
Gerrilyn Sylvester
Gerrilyn Sylvester
22:01 25 Jun 19
Fantastic, caring service for my father Paul. He is in a wheel chair and has ALS. The whole team at Coastal Vision Center made him feel like family. The eye exam was professional, thank you for the great care.read more
Kelly Ranch
Kelly Ranch
20:12 16 May 19
Professional service and staff. I have been twice with different doctors and both were very thorough and efficient. The wait was a little long the second visit, but the place was buzzing, so very understandable. Eyeglass frames are a bit expensive as most are at any optician outside of Walmart, but I don't mind paying a little more for higher quality and better fashion.read more
Dena Godwin
Dena Godwin
00:21 28 Mar 19
Had a Dr on call for emergency visit on a Saturday. Very professional and knowledgeable. Very friendly and thoroughread more
Dena Godwin
Dena Godwin
00:21 28 Mar 19
Had a Dr on call for emergency visit on a Saturday. Very professional and knowledgeable. Very friendly and thoroughread more
Ray Wollberg
Ray Wollberg
20:05 05 Mar 19
On time with appointment and friendly staff. Also got a picture of captain Jack. I say if it's good enough for captain Jack it's gotta be ok.read more
Mary Ann Narayanan
Mary Ann Narayanan
01:40 27 Feb 19
Dr. Stackhouse and Dr. Herron and ALL the staff at Coastal Vision are the absolute best!Recently had cataract surgery for both eyes and the treatment and care were superb both at Coastal Vision and Baptist Medical Center.Highly recommend!read more
Carol Blanchard
Carol Blanchard
15:49 26 Feb 19
I am so pleased with Dr Stackhouse and the entire staff at Coastal Vision Center. Everyone is friendly, welcoming, professional and helpful. I have always been seen on time, everything explained as we go through the eye exams and solutions are recommended. Everything is done efficiently and easily. And I want to mention that everyone was friendly and personable. They made me feel comfortable about a procedure I needed and their knowledge and professionalism made it easy to trust that all would be well. Indeed all is well...and my eyesight is 20/20 again. I will definitely be seeing these great folks again for my yearly check up.read more
Ted Ingraham
Ted Ingraham
18:24 14 Feb 19
Saw me same day for eye issue. I just moved and had no doc here. Extremely thorough and professional evaluation by Dr Shelby, then saw Dr McClane who referred me to a retina specialist. I have long history of experience with all kinds of eye docs and these folks are professional and personal.read more
Michael Whiffen
Michael Whiffen
15:15 14 Oct 18
Very professional office. Opticians, optometrists, and ophthalmologists are available for any eye care needs you have. Not the cheapest, but if you value your eye health and vision, this is the place to go.read more
Joe-Annis Iodice
Joe-Annis Iodice
16:22 17 Aug 18
Dr McClane rocks! He is the perfect doc, quick at figuring out what is going on gives excellent care, it’s kind focused, professional and he has a really great staff. His associate, and intern on ophthalmology was stellar, I hope he keeps her! They have a fabulous assortment of glasses they are not pushy and reasonably priced. Now if only they would open up the swimming pool to patients… lol! Great group recommend them highlyread more
Melinda NesSmith-Picard
Melinda NesSmith-Picard
16:07 06 Aug 18
Friendly, helpful and professional staff. Clearly explain your vision status and treatment/improvement options. Also knowledgeable of insurance coverage.read more
Yorkiemom5
Yorkiemom5
20:29 21 Jun 18
Dr. Rebecca was AWESOME. She explained the results of my eye exam in clear and simple language. It won't take me 4 years to go back again.read more
Roy Kecskes
Roy Kecskes
17:02 03 Mar 18
I showed up with an employee of mine at the last minute Right at 5:00 No appointment And they took him in and removed a foreign body from his eye They were fast, friendly and saved me a bunch of money for keeping me out of the emergency room It was a very pleasant experience And we were even from out of state and they still didn’t turn us away Thank you Coastal Vision Center Your staff was awesome and you Office is beautifulread more
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