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Sam: Salami chuck frankfurter fatback, jerky venison ham filet mignon pork chop beef.

George: Tenderloin pork belly short ribs burgdoggen strip steak, prosciutto brisket.

Sam: Jerky burgdoggen pastrami short loin doner meatloaf shank beef ribs flank kevin.

George: Short ribs kielbasa ball tip chuck bacon meatball meatloaf cow biltong pastrami filet mignon fatback.

Abbott: I’m telling you. Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third–

Costello: You know the fellows’ names?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: Well, then who’s playing first?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: I mean the fellow’s name on first base.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The fellow playin’ first base.

Abbott: Who.

Costello: The guy on first base.

Abbott: Who is on first.

Costello: Well, what are you askin’ me for?

Abbott: I’m not asking you–I’m telling you. Who is on first.

Costello: I’m asking you–who’s on first?

Abbott: That’s the man’s name.

Costello: That’s who’s name?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?

Abbott: Every dollar of it. And why not, the man’s entitled to it.

Costello: Who is?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: So who gets it?

Abbott: Why shouldn’t he? Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.

Costello: Who’s wife?

Abbott: Yes. After all, the man earns it.

Costello: Who does?

Abbott: Absolutely.

Costello: Well, all I’m trying to find out is what’s the guy’s name on first base?

Abbott: Oh, no, no. What is on second base.

Costello: I’m not asking you who’s on second.

Abbott: Who’s on first!

Costello: St. Louis has a good outfield?

Abbott: Oh, absolutely.

Costello: The left fielder’s name?

Abbott: Why.

Costello: I don’t know, I just thought I’d ask.

Abbott: Well, I just thought I’d tell you.

Costello: Then tell me who’s playing left field?

Abbott: Who’s playing first.

Costello: Stay out of the infield! The left fielder’s name?

Abbott: Why.

Costello: Because.

Abbott: Oh, he’s center field.

Costello: Wait a minute. You got a pitcher on this team?

Abbott: Wouldn’t this be a fine team without a pitcher?

Costello: Tell me the pitcher’s name.

Abbott: Tomorrow.

Costello: Now, when the guy at bat bunts the ball–me being a good catcher–I want to throw the guy out at first base, so I pick up the ball and throw it to who?

Abbott: Now, that’s he first thing you’ve said right.


Abbott: Don’t get excited. Take it easy.

Costello: I throw the ball to first base, whoever it is grabs the ball, so the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to what. What throws it to I don’t know. I don’t know throws it back to tomorrow–a triple play.

Abbott: Yeah, it could be.

Costello: Another guy gets up and it’s a long ball to center.

Abbott: Because.

Costello: Why? I don’t know. And I don’t care.

Abbott: What was that?

Costello: I said, I DON’T CARE!

Abbott: Oh, that’s our shortstop!

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Gerrilyn Sylvester
Gerrilyn Sylvester
22:01 25 Jun 19
Fantastic, caring service for my father Paul. He is in a wheel chair and has ALS. The whole team at Coastal Vision Center made him feel like family. The eye exam was professional, thank you for the great care.read more

Kelly Ranch
Kelly Ranch
20:12 16 May 19
Professional service and staff. I have been twice with different doctors and both were very thorough and efficient. The wait was a little long the second visit, but the place was buzzing, so very understandable. Eyeglass frames are a bit expensive as most are at any optician outside of Walmart, but I don’t mind paying a little more for higher quality and better fashion.read more

Dena Godwin
Dena Godwin
00:21 28 Mar 19
Had a Dr on call for emergency visit on a Saturday. Very professional and knowledgeable. Very friendly and thoroughread more

Ray Wollberg
Ray Wollberg
20:05 05 Mar 19
On time with appointment and friendly staff. Also got a picture of captain Jack. I say if it’s good enough for captain Jack it’s gotta be ok.read more

Mary Ann Narayanan
Mary Ann Narayanan
01:40 27 Feb 19
Dr. Stackhouse and Dr. Herron and ALL the staff at Coastal Vision are the absolute best!Recently had cataract surgery for both eyes and the treatment and care were superb both at Coastal Vision and Baptist Medical Center.Highly recommend!read more

Carol Blanchard
Carol Blanchard
15:49 26 Feb 19
I am so pleased with Dr Stackhouse and the entire staff at Coastal Vision Center. Everyone is friendly, welcoming, professional and helpful. I have always been seen on time, everything explained as we go through the eye exams and solutions are recommended. Everything is done efficiently and easily. And I want to mention that everyone was friendly and personable. They made me feel comfortable about a procedure I needed and their knowledge and professionalism made it easy to trust that all would be well. Indeed all is well…and my eyesight is 20/20 again. I will definitely be seeing these great folks again for my yearly check up.read more

Ted Ingraham
Ted Ingraham
18:24 14 Feb 19
Saw me same day for eye issue. I just moved and had no doc here. Extremely thorough and professional evaluation by Dr Shelby, then saw Dr McClane who referred me to a retina specialist. I have long history of experience with all kinds of eye docs and these folks are professional and personal.read more

Michael Whiffen
Michael Whiffen
15:15 14 Oct 18
Very professional office. Opticians, optometrists, and ophthalmologists are available for any eye care needs you have. Not the cheapest, but if you value your eye health and vision, this is the place to go.read more

Joe-Annis Iodice
Joe-Annis Iodice
16:22 17 Aug 18
Dr McClane rocks! He is the perfect doc, quick at figuring out what is going on gives excellent care, it’s kind focused, professional and he has a really great staff. His associate, and intern on ophthalmology was stellar, I hope he keeps her! They have a fabulous assortment of glasses they are not pushy and reasonably priced. Now if only they would open up the swimming pool to patients… lol! Great group recommend them highlyread more

Melinda NesSmith-Picard
Melinda NesSmith-Picard
16:07 06 Aug 18
Friendly, helpful and professional staff. Clearly explain your vision status and treatment/improvement options. Also knowledgeable of insurance coverage.read more

20:29 21 Jun 18
Dr. Rebecca was AWESOME. She explained the results of my eye exam in clear and simple language. It won’t take me 4 years to go back again.read more

Roy Kecskes
Roy Kecskes
17:02 03 Mar 18
I showed up with an employee of mine at the last minute Right at 5:00 No appointment And they took him in and removed a foreign body from his eye They were fast, friendly and saved me a bunch of money for keeping me out of the emergency room It was a very pleasant experience And we were even from out of state and they still didn’t turn us away Thank you Coastal Vision Center Your staff was awesome and you Office is beautifulread more

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